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Drop into an Octopus's garden in the shade. Though it might take ten tickles to make an octopus laugh, you'll have a much easier time with these cephalopod puns and jokes.
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Employee calls out coworker after she gets glowing performance review for sending weekly email to upper management summarizing everyone else's hard work
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‘Oh my gosh, what a trick’: Management job candidate walks out mid-interview after finding out mid-way through the role is actually entry-level customer support
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Man refuses to keep mowing his elderly neighbors' two-acre meadow for free after their adult kids demand he continue doing it once the parents are gone
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18-year-old refuses aunt’s demand to take small children on multi-country travel adventure, says his late grandfather specifically left him the money for this purpose: 'It was specifically put in my grandfather’s will'
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CEO singles out employee during a company meeting and makes a mockery of their request for reimbursement of commute costs amid rising fuel costs and a hypocritical RTO policy: 'He works fully remotely and makes several million a year'
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