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Drop into an Octopus's garden in the shade. Though it might take ten tickles to make an octopus laugh, you'll have a much easier time with these cephalopod puns and jokes.
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'I wound up being paid at least double': Firefighter submits honest $375 travel expenses for training convention, accounting team demands he follow their rigid reimbursement "corrections", turning his legitimate expenses into nearly $900 in payouts
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Park ranger demands big party vacate the area at closing, only to be met with their refusal to leave, forcing ranger to fine them for breaking park's rules: 'We are entitled to stay'
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