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Drop into an Octopus's garden in the shade. Though it might take ten tickles to make an octopus laugh, you'll have a much easier time with these cephalopod puns and jokes.
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Neighbor demands new homeowner not park in spot on his own land, says HOA told her it was her spot, homeowner thinks she's bluffing: 'Doesn’t introduce herself, goes straight into how I’m parked in her spot'
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Quiet young parents get dragged to a property line dispute by their rural countryside neighbor, who covers the boundary in signs and ropes, and involves county repeatedly
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Cafe supervisor quits during morning rush after boss tells them that anyone can do their job
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