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Drop into an Octopus's garden in the shade. Though it might take ten tickles to make an octopus laugh, you'll have a much easier time with these cephalopod puns and jokes.
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Employee discovers that her boss is looking to replace her, files a report with HR: ‘My boss was fired’
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Employee quits job without notice, then gets threatened with litigation by HR if they don't return their work phone immediately, employee refuses to comply: ‘They deserve no respect’
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New boss deprives hardworking employee of the yearly bonus by giving them a low-rated performance review, leading employee to forfeit all extra tasks they took on: ‘I cancelled every meeting’
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15 Bosses who regretted firing their best employees: 'He won't sign it... fire him'
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Job candidate notices entitled CEO reposting the same position on a job board during his interview: 'We were literally still on the call together!'
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