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Drop into an Octopus's garden in the shade. Though it might take ten tickles to make an octopus laugh, you'll have a much easier time with these cephalopod puns and jokes.
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Worker refuses to help her colleague, Melinda, with a project after Melinda left her to handle a two-person job alone while sick, giving her a taste of her own medicine
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Manager bans employees from sitting on chairs while working, leading employees to constantly take “fatigue breaks” as issued by the handbook: ‘Chairs came back the next Monday’
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Ex requests money from former girlfriend to help his brother reunite with his long-distance girlfriend, then ghosts her after she says no: ‘He left me on read’
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Clever manufacturing plant worker plans a 20-person meeting that no one attends, then gets even with the no-show employees: 'Management had a fit'
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10+ Employees whose ridiculous workplace mistakes got them fired on the spot: 'She was walked out within 4 hours of starting'
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