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Drop into an Octopus's garden in the shade. Though it might take ten tickles to make an octopus laugh, you'll have a much easier time with these cephalopod puns and jokes.
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23-year-old defends her independence by standing up to entitled 25-year-old sister-in-law demanding she let her move in: 'The kind of freedom I want!'
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Brave employee quits on the spot after discovering company fired 40% of its workforce: 'No thanks, I'm out!'
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New hire refuses to sign non-compete contract after receiving it weeks into their role, demands a meeting with CEO instead: 'I have no choice but to walk away'
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Employee gets front-row seats to coworker’s never-ending relationship drama, shines light on the boundaries of oversharing at work: 'I don’t go to work to socialize. I go to work to support my family.'
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Woman has a casual chat with her landlord and discovers her roommate has been tricking her to pay more, devises her revenge: ‘Now the math makes sense!’
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