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Drop into an Octopus's garden in the shade. Though it might take ten tickles to make an octopus laugh, you'll have a much easier time with these cephalopod puns and jokes.
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Neighbor demands woman pay half of a $5000 composite fence that “matches her yard” to replace one damaged panel
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Guy lends struggling cousin $1,100, cousin uses it to mock him at a family function, so he reverses the payment: '[I let] the bank finish the conversation’
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Homeseller forbids current tenants from answering questions about the property to prospective buyers, despite knowing the house is not up to code: ‘You are not permitted to interfere’
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Boss admits she intentionally gave one employee extra work to test how they cope, while her coworker, Sue, slacks and leaves them handling whole project alone
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Entitled woman and her husband refuse to move for man trying to use the restroom during a concert, so man toots his revenge right in their face: ‘Thank you, Vidalia onion burger!’
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