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Drop into an Octopus's garden in the shade. Though it might take ten tickles to make an octopus laugh, you'll have a much easier time with these cephalopod puns and jokes.
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Employee demotes herself to force boss to work triple hours before getting him fired for misconduct: ‘I spoke to the regional manager that week and asked to be moved’
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Neighbor demands new homeowner connect to a public water source so they can use the homeowner's well, per an agreement with the previous homeowner: ‘I think they are taking [advantage] of me’
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35-year-old HOA president ends up getting voted out, so she moves and sells her house for a loss, gets replaced by beloved elderly man: ‘They laughed and she was removed.’
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Entitled employer gives unsolicited advice after job candidate withdraws application: 'Accepting only easy opportunities is probably not going to take you as far'
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Company hires two job candidates for the same role, claiming they will rotate the responsibilities, only to fire one of them two months later: ‘I was set up to fail’
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