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Drop into an Octopus's garden in the shade. Though it might take ten tickles to make an octopus laugh, you'll have a much easier time with these cephalopod puns and jokes.
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Biotech employee starts planning to quit after their boss expects them to train the fresh-out-of-college new hire they gave the promotion to :‘[She’s] asking me to hold her hand through tasks daily’
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Job candidate leaves in the middle of group interview after company refuses to provide health insurance to new hires: ‘I don't care’
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Teacher walks out mid-shift on her last day after an admin yells at and follows her for taking a brief call, leaving the already mismanaged school scrambling to cover her classes, leaving the already mismanaged school scrambling to cover her classes
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36-year-old new Dad texts list of rules for meeting his newborn baby: 'Please avoid... comparing him to other babies'
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