nickelback

I'll sing Photograph if I WANT to sing Photograph, and you're going to SIT there and LISTEN to me sing it. Because that's what karaoke is all about.

A writer in Boise, Idaho takes some editorial license.

Surely there MUST be a reason...

Red laughs, but to Blue this isn't a game.

What a brave statement! And it really narrows the field of musicians!

You know what else was released on 9/11/2001? Jay-Z's The Blueprint, They Might Be Giants' Mink Car, and the movie Donnie Darko.

But the internet hatred for Nickelback is so high that we can get away with posting this short fact anyway.

You're in real trouble when you get a canonically influential band confused with one that's universally hated.

"Smells like teen spirit" takes on a whole different meaning in this strange future.

Whoever picks the Hunger Games is just doing it because they think Peeta/Katniss is hot/cool and not because they actually want to die in a vicious game engineered by a sadistic bourgeoisie. But still, Nickelback, amirite?