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I mean, Ramen.

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Ever since Chad Kroger of Nickelsuck and Avril Lavigne of Even Poserer Green Day hooked up, it's been hard to tell them apart. How cute... I mean, disgusting.

A match made in crappy rock/pop heaven: Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger of Nickelback are engaged to be married. Sk8rs gonna sk8, but I do have this to say to Avril Lavigne: you better not get in the way of Chad's involvement with Nickelback. Who else would I turn to for my dose of edgy yet radio-friendly pop rock besides Green Day, Shinedown, Five Finger Death Punch, Anberlin, 3 Doors Down, Seether, Guns N' Roses, Hinder, Buckcherry, Papa Roach, Chevelle, Avenged Sevenfold, Everlast, Drowning Pool, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Rise Against, Theory of a Deadman, Fuel, Daughtry, or Three Days Grace? WHO, I ask you!

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We all know who the winner is here... the terrorists.

I don't know why pictures of shibas with nonsensical phrases written in comic sans is so funny, mom. It just is.

No. We don't joke about these sorts of things here. These are just the actual worst. Go home. We're done with the internet forever.

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