moron

This guy thinks he can just walk into an old friend's life and get him to put down his time and money for nothing in return? No sir, that will not fly. If you wanna frustrate yourself further with the demands of irrationally entitled buttheads insulting hard working people and trying to get shit for free, then look no further.

For the uninitiated, this is an updated version of this exchange where one guy absolutely could not handle having to wait 2 weeks for a desk to be built. So here's part 2. Note: Mark is not the rude dude. Our man comes in later for an attempt at an apology. It goes about how you'd expect.

The idiots are RAGING in this post filled with facepalm. That or it is all intentional stupidity, which still warrants a nice round of facepalms. 

You don't know what you have until one idiot does something stupid and unprecedented that changes the rules for everyone. Whether it's why you can't see the guts of a McDonalds anymore, or why you can't wear your favorite pants to work. Sometimes rules even exist because someone did something so unthinkably dumb that they had to make up a new category, just for that one jackass. And sometimes new rules don't even work.

The successes of the world are propped up on a hulking heap of failure. So grab your failure shovels and get at that heap.

There's an art to being technically correct. You have to appear to be right, then wrong, then right, simultaneously. Sounds hard, doesn't it? Well these internet trolls have perfected it to a tee. These kind of jokes reach a whole new level of humor, and we love it. Haters gonna hate, but all of these jokes are technically correct. Heh heh heh. 

The spelling is so bad with these folks that figuring out what they're trying to say is its own riddle.

These people really exist. We actually share a planet with them. 

These morons are the living definition of CLUELESS. 

The psychopathic lengths some morons will go to get attention is astounding. This loathsome liar got called out by the very person they were trying to steal from. The internet has an uncanny knack for pulling that sh*t off. 

Prepare to cringe your face off. 

Is this real life?

Some people will just believe ANYTHING. 

These bloated egos need to check themselves ASAP. 

Intentional jackassery or Darwin failing to thin the herd--you be the judge. 

SHAME!