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Matt Colvin thought it would be a good idea to get the jump on everyone's fears surrounding coronavirus by cornering the local market on cleaning products and flip them at an increased price. Since that's basically illegal, he'll luckily probably end up giving it away. Watch those gears in his head grind to a halt when the reporter tries to coax an apology out of him.

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Entitled Fools Who are a Waste of Everyone's Time

Whether it's cheapness, not valuing other people's skills or time, or just straight up douche-baggery, the world has its fair share of entitled individuals with unreasonable demands. It really changes your opinion of someone when they not only want valuable stuff for free, but are also threatening jerks about it. These entitled folks need to leave and take their attitudes with them.

Rude entitled people who want stuff for free | $5? my most basic pieces start at $30 well it's supposed to be free because that's what you offered i'm being really generous here fine you want a $5 dragonborn in full armor with a special crest? i got something for you thank you! can i see it? worth all $5!!!
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Entitled Dad Wants Free Art and Babysitting, Gets Neither

This artist got a pretty flippin' stupid offer from a friend's husband: getting to work in exchange for also having to watch his kids. It's crazy that there are people who think like this. However, they often don't get what they want, like this artist who trolled people asking for free art or this lying producer who got taken down for offering a no-pay gig.

Entitled dad wants free babysitting and art | Seriously can even use us as an example and can post online bet get sales and help each othrt way Are going pay babysitting 4 kids this week not seeing this as very fair deal and feel trying take advantage knows my current situation and sure she'd understand can't spend 30hrs+ and using material can't currently replace free sorry hope this is joke
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Power-tripping Manager Gets Most of Her Store Fired, Then Herself

Incompetent power-tripping managers can get themselves into some really stupid situations, like this boss who demanded a special contractor be on call 24/7 and ended up with a $10K invoice. In lucky situations, incompetent managers get called on their BS and have to actually deal with the ramifications of their actions, rather than pushing the burden onto their employees.

Dumb manager gets a bunch of employees fired.
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This guy barreled into a BP station in Brandon Township, then removed his license plate, all on camera. The driver was later taken into custody and arraigned on charges of reckless driving and failure to report an accident.

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Moments That Go to Show How Kids Are Weird and Dumb

Kids are stupid people. We're not saying children's stupidity is their fault. Their brains just don't work too good. We've seen it in ourselves when we we kids, and we see it in them every day. They give us a lot of evidence and moments of failure that articulate exactly how poorly a young mind works. They learn though. Well, most of them anyway.

Stories and images of children being stupid.
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Graphic Novel Artist Puts Antagonistic Moron In Their Place For Not Fact Checking

This moron fired out some shots on Twitter at graphic novel artist Blake Northcott, before doing some simple fact checking. They assumed that the artist was a basement dwelling, Trump supporting bro, and couldn't have been more wrong. 

graphic novel artist puts rude person on blast on twitter
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24 Virtuosos of Stupid Who Made Us Cackle with Pity

These folks are absolute masters of their craft of being dumb. This be the land of stupid attempts, lies and general dumbassery. We honestly wish all of these were jokes but given the state of things, we're not so sure. For more of this, here are enough moments of facepalm to give you a stupid stroke.

parent finds pink pill in son's room and turns to the internet
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20 Laughable Doofs Who Didn't Get the Point of Satire

These folks jumped the gun on whether the article they were reading was a joke or not. We get why they're so angry. Hell, we would be just as mad if we thought these headlines were real. The thing is, they're very obviously not. If you wanna see more people overreacting to more satire they didn't get, then check these out.

people who don't get satire
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Deluded Dude Tries to get his Chef Friend To Cater Huge Party For Exposure

This guy thinks he can just walk into an old friend's life and get him to put down his time and money for nothing in return? No sir, that will not fly. If you wanna frustrate yourself further with the demands of irrationally entitled buttheads insulting hard working people and trying to get shit for free, then look no further.

cheap guy tries to get chef for free
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Rude Dude Who Couldn't Wait For Desk Tries Again, Gets Denied Harder

For the uninitiated, this is an updated version of this exchange where one guy absolutely could not handle having to wait 2 weeks for a desk to be built. So here's part 2. Note: Mark is not the rude dude. Our man comes in later for an attempt at an apology. It goes about how you'd expect.

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Mouth Breathers Making The World Passionately Facepalm In 15 Images

The idiots are RAGING in this post filled with facepalm. That or it is all intentional stupidity, which still warrants a nice round of facepalms. 

some mouth breather facepalm memes
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17 Times One Moron Changed the Rules For Everyone

You don't know what you have until one idiot does something stupid and unprecedented that changes the rules for everyone. Whether it's why you can't see the guts of a McDonalds anymore, or why you can't wear your favorite pants to work. Sometimes rules even exist because someone did something so unthinkably dumb that they had to make up a new category, just for that one jackass. And sometimes new rules don't even work.

times one person ruined the fun for everybody else
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26 Honest Attempts That Resulted in Laughable Failure

The successes of the world are propped up on a hulking heap of failure. So grab your failure shovels and get at that heap.

Honest Attempt Fails
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21 Hilariously Dumb Jokes for Morons That Are Technically Not Wrong

There's an art to being technically correct. You have to appear to be right, then wrong, then right, simultaneously. Sounds hard, doesn't it? Well these internet trolls have perfected it to a tee. These kind of jokes reach a whole new level of humor, and we love it. Haters gonna hate, but all of these jokes are technically correct. Heh heh heh. 



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