Gaining an unfair advantage in wing-mirror wars.
Those are a thing, right? Wing-mirror wars?
Facebook is FILLED with people who appreciate clean and well-polished bathroom mirrors. Sometimes users are so proud of their spotless mirror, they purse their lips towards it in a ritual known as "duckface." I saw it on Animal Planet.
I see your payphone pic and your landline photo and raise you another that's even more old school.