metallica

St. Anger is proof positive that musicians should never go to rehab. We're looking at YOU, James.

Your mistake was listening to Lulu in the first place.

Hurr mah gurrd, it's '90s nostalgia!

Hey, give Lars more credit than that. His baby face isn't THAT bad.

If only these were real. The first person to market them would probably make a killing by selling them to the kids at bat mitzvahs.

As if their last album wasn't bad enough, Metallica's James Hetfield had to go ahead and endorse his vanity line of Ikea endtables right in the lyrics.

Dave and Dave got nothing. Unless you're counting Queens of the Stone Age and Them Crooked Vultures. Then Grohl might have the slight edge.

... specifically about Metallica and Megadeth.

It's a known fact that Armani is a favored brand among metalheads.

Dave Grohl isn't the only rocking father out there...

He must have been taking tips from John Lennon.