metallica

So metal.

Saturday Night Puppets.

When you're covering Metallica as a harp duet, picturesque desert scenery is pretty much required to make everything perfect.

The song is "Nothing Else Matters," by the way.

By the twins Camille and Kennerly, known for tackling such nerdtastic standards as the Legend of Zelda soundtrack and Game of Thrones.

Spot-on once again, iTunes.

Lulu, of course, is the TRUE masterpiece. Also, this chart hasn't quite exercised Master of Puppets to its fullest potential.

Why not just say that Masater of Puppets is the ONLY Metallica album and call it a day?

We can probably all agree that there are some truly awful One Direction fans, but we must never overlook the fact that some of Metallica's fans are horrible, too.

Insert obligatory "Look Ma, no hands!" joke here.

Although if he's REALLY a Mastodon fan, WHY DOES HE HIDE HIS FACE AS IF IN SHAME?

Exit Meximan.