metallica

Lulu, of course, is the TRUE masterpiece. Also, this chart hasn't quite exercised Master of Puppets to its fullest potential.

Why not just say that Masater of Puppets is the ONLY Metallica album and call it a day?

We can probably all agree that there are some truly awful One Direction fans, but we must never overlook the fact that some of Metallica's fans are horrible, too.

Insert obligatory "Look Ma, no hands!" joke here.

Although if he's REALLY a Mastodon fan, WHY DOES HE HIDE HIS FACE AS IF IN SHAME?

Exit Meximan.

St. Anger is proof positive that musicians should never go to rehab. We're looking at YOU, James.

Your mistake was listening to Lulu in the first place.