meeting

Unless, of course, you WANT people to think you're less important than your coworkers. This is, at times, a valid office strategy.

Make your way downtown, of course!

I can only imagine sitting on one of these toilets, staring around the room, and authoritatively saying "GENTLEMEN! So glad you've joined me here today!"

"You guys doin' okay over here? Can I help you find anything?"

What's the deal? I see no medal around this person's neck yet. Chop chop!