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This self-proclaimed "edgy" metal head couple asks Reddit to roast them, and proceeded to get verbally pummeled by a storm of soul-blistering roasts. We hope their collective self-esteem was up for it. 

You may recognize these traits in the type of people you hate. You may notice these behaviors in yourself. If you do, then you may need to take a look in the mirror.

Fails, or accidental wins, you be the judge. 

It's mandatory holiday party season in your workplace and you do not care about these people in the slightest. Here's some ideas to really drive home the fact that they do not matter and you do not want to be there.

Whoever thought selling air and calling it chips deserves to be shot out of a cannon.

Want to impress/alienate your friends? If you can't think of your own putdowns, dip into this well of witty fury.

If you ever wanted to throw some canned shade, here's a backstock of witticisms to sling at your enemies.

This really expects all this work to be done for free. And she didn't even want the discount!