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For the uninitiated, this is an updated version of this exchange where one guy absolutely could not handle having to wait 2 weeks for a desk to be built. So here's part 2. Note: Mark is not the rude dude. Our man comes in later for an attempt at an apology. It goes about how you'd expect.

We can't really fault him for anything but not noticing the true secret behind the free treat. It's really more of a condemnation of the weirdos out there who would set up hapless bystanders for failure. We don't blame him. People make terrible mistakes all the time, like this dude who cleared his own job site.

Why do people insist on threatening the people they do business with? We'll never know, but we have some very basic theories, the leading one being "Some people are just jackasses." Like, seriously, people in these situations will be crazily nasty to strangers when they can't get exactly what they want.

This self-proclaimed "edgy" metal head couple asks Reddit to roast them, and proceeded to get verbally pummeled by a storm of soul-blistering roasts. We hope their collective self-esteem was up for it. 

You'd be amazed by the tremendously callous things people do all the time. Aside from the harm they do, the worst part is when they don't even think they're doing anything wrong. It doesn't matter who they are or where they come from, there are severe assholes in all walks of life. Luckily, this is just a small percentage of people, but boy can selfish behavior get our blood boiling. 

You may recognize these traits in the type of people you hate. You may notice these behaviors in yourself. If you do, then you may need to take a look in the mirror.

Unfortunately, people walking around like they own the place is the least of these peoples' worries. It's the people who walk around their homes like it's a bus station that they really had to worry about. Anyway, be wary of fiends of friends and distant cousins. You may find a pile of hair in your couch. If you wanna get mad on behalf of more homeowners, then here are some more terrible guests.

Fails, or accidental wins, you be the judge. 

It's mandatory holiday party season in your workplace and you do not care about these people in the slightest. Here's some ideas to really drive home the fact that they do not matter and you do not want to be there.

Whoever thought selling air and calling it chips deserves to be shot out of a cannon.

Want to impress/alienate your friends? If you can't think of your own putdowns, dip into this well of witty fury.

If you ever wanted to throw some canned shade, here's a backstock of witticisms to sling at your enemies.

This really expects all this work to be done for free. And she didn't even want the discount!

Would you look at the big brains on these folks. It's a miracle they can even hold their heads up under the weight of all that ego. Of course there's no way to prove any of these people are actually as smart as they say. What we do know is that they sure like bragging.

There were ZERO punches pulled in the crafting of these ruthless tweets. 

Use these fiery words of gut-wrenching savagery at your own discretion. We'd recommend breaking them out on those people with an especially great sense of humor.