manager

For added effect, re-read while playing the Jaws soundtrack until the 9th panel. Then, after the 9th panel, play the soundtrack in reverse. Maybe a choir of angels for the last panel. Your call.

~OLJ

How many times can he walk past before he slams them all shut?

The best part is the toilet. That's the smallest toilet I've ever seen. If I sat on that, I'd feel even more like a bootlicking insignificant hive worker who enrages the team leader with each second wasted on personal issues like pooping.

~Office Lackey Jack