mailbox

Hell, you fit everything, don't you?

"As a mailbox, I'm sick and tired of being propped on an uncomfortable pole every day! I demand change!"

I dare you...

They aim high (and shoot high!).

Wouldn't it be funny if he was also a Football fan?

Is the toilet hooked up to anything?

Custom made for large packages!

Not only do you throw it back up, your victim ends up dry heaving. Not a pleasant site.

~NSHA

In the barren wasteland of 2040s Midwestern America, survivors try to scrape together lives. And sometimes they make crappy mailboxes.

Think they can knock over my mailbox? I'll show them, I'll show them all!

~NSHA

If this was my neighbor, I would sign him up for enough junkmail to fill every drawer in that bin. That would make him feel good, right?

~NSHA

Instead of defying those baseball bat-wielding teens with a mailbox filled with cement, just try and make it way less fun for them.

~NSHA