Introversion isn't necessarily a fear of or disdain for people. In fact most introverts like people. Specifically 3 to 4 people. And the rest of everyone? Yeah the rest aren't exactly so great. So here are some memes for the introverts to look at while they're nervously putting off having to respond to a very standard work email. It's good to know there's other introverts out there, so hopefully these give you the strength to order a pizza by phone.

Sometimes we forget about the one-of-a-kind gem that is Steven Seagal. One day he's pretending to know martial arts, the next he's pretending to know how to run, and in this case he's doing the one-finger pullback while pointing his weapon directly at his co-worker's head.

Just in case anyone wants to engineer their own semi-functional bubble machine, all it takes is a fan, a coat hanger, an O-ring, some string, a cinder block, and something to strap it all together. It's one of those solid reminders that people can do literally anything they want to with their free time. But hey, it's not like we've engineered our own bubble machine, so points to this person for figuring it out.

When it comes to advancing human scientific achievement, we must dare to be bold. And KLobstar has done just that, throwing a Big Mac in an Air Fryer for about the same duration as a feature-length film. It's a good reminder that we can all answer the call of science, and no person is too small when it comes to furthering our understanding of the natural world. He also ate part of the burger. Smells like a Nobel prize. And burnt ketchup.

We love to see incompetent scammers become their own worst enemies. In this case it was a malicious stranger who claimed to be “Jeff the neighbor" but his riffing skills weren't up to par with the dude he chose to target. Hey, as long as we can waste a scammer's time while amusing ourselves, that's time they're not using to trick old or dumb people into actually giving them money.

No one said they had to be actually correct.

It's like there was a contest.

If they're not from France they're just sparkling gems.

No reason is too small and weird.

Eh, sure, looks fine.

"No mom, knowing cursive will not guarantee me a job."

Wonderful negotiation strategy.

Lookin' good.

It's all for the performance review.

Cats have a way with gravity that tends to bewilder the lot of us. Their bodies are somehow liquid, they find themselves in impossible places, and they have the balance of a mountain goat. It's clear as day that more research must be done to discover the secrets behind the non-Newtonian nature of cats. But for now, we just have weird pictures like these. For some worse cats, here are bad cats who were shamed for their crimes.

Why do we need all this high-concept trivia junk and families trying to make Steve Harvey do his “uh oh” face when this whole time we could have just been greasing up people in body suits and making them climb slippery stairs? Seriously it's a damn shame that we even try to put together elaborate obstacle courses when this was always an option.