That's a lot of pipes.

"If caffeine makes me awake, more caffeine will make me the most awake. Right"

Swing and a miss!

Good on Jimmy.

Education is challenging for everyone involved. For students it's a matter of being able to pay attention when you're almost certain you could be spending your time more wisely. For teachers it's a matter of being engaging while dodging all the garbage the parents and the district try to throw at you. So here are some memes for the teachers and the people who deal with them. Honestly these are pretty much a lot like work memes but with the added challenge of having to deal with stupid people's…

If you don't think farts are funny, you're untrustworthy. Think about it. It's one of the only sources of humor that's completely universal and no one gets hurt permanently. There's absolutely no downside. So if you're out here saying this is childish, moronic, and only idiots could find this funny, you are right and you need to find some different company. Now here's a waffle maker that also makes farts.

What is it that we love so much about the Lord of The Rings trilogy? Could it be the perfect world-building? Perhaps it's the fact that the movie adaptations were cast excellently and made us feel like we were really there in Middle Earth? Or maybe it's literally every other aspect of this completely perfect story? Let's just settle on “everything except the way Denethor eats that tomato.”

Stairs. They're always up to something. They get us places that are way up there. It's like flying with extra steps. Some stairs are beautiful while others are cruel. For stairs are statistically some of the most dangerous places in the home, and a few of these look like some real doozies. For some more junk, here are construction failures that went off the rails.

Oops.

Many of us have had nightmares where we find ourselves working back at our older, worse jobs. It's not exactly fun to see those bad jobs clawing back from the past to interrupt our new reality. Redditor u/Bumwungle posted to the popular subreddit r/IDontWorkHereLady to tell their story of how this nightmare came true when an old, college-era fast-food gig called and asked them to come in for a New Year's Eve shift more than 10 years after they had quit. Fascinating that this is even possible, r…

We like Antiques Roadshow as much as we like weird insane crap, and these Antiques Roadshow re-captions make perfect sense to us. Keaton Patti let some true magic fly out of his noggin and did the world a favor by giving us these alternate antiques. Also we regret to learn that it looks like we've used our space machine wrong.

This Finnish instructional video from 1979 makes quick work of opening a door, and with enough practice, you can too. We've had it up to here with having to wait for our friends and coworkers to help open doors for us, and frankly it's time to learn. Now you too can go on the instructional journey of entering and exiting buildings, conveniently in Finnish. After this? Windows and gates.

These lads are mad!

Everyone has a prized fact.

Had to see it with her own eyes.

It saddens us that print media isn't what it used to be. There was a time when if a newspaper decided to have an unintentionally filthy or stupid headline, the ink was set and that was that. Everyone just had to live with the fact that the front page said something like “New Anti-Smoking Law Will Eat Butts On The Street." At least we'll always have these wild classified ads that show humanity at its finest.