life

Feel the embarrassment. Drink it in like a shame smoothie.

Sure they can't think and have no concept of determination, but damn these green bastards are hard to kill.

These'll make you feel a little less alone in some of those potentially unspoken, but damn deeply felt thoughts that collect in your brain jar. 

You can't choose when it'll happen to you. Just be glad that it's probably not happening right now.

Just goes to show that at any given moment, you're at the mercy of the universe. Especially if you've already messed up your day through your own devices.

Every now and again miraculous and entirely unexpected moments strike our everyday lives of routine, to leave us hopelessly speechless. We're envious and relieved we're not these people. The Vegas trip is painfully enviable. 

Sometimes...things just work out. 

Always wanted to be less awkward and better at life without having to try? Well with these tips, you'll still have to try, but it will make trying that much easier.

"Well, I did everything I could..." 

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These'll stop you in your tracks. If you're after some seriously mind-bending facts that will not just make you think, but make you ponder existence itself, feel the inevitability of time, and question the nature of the universe, then you're in the right place. Not only will these facts make for some interesting shower thoughts, they will also up your trivia skills. Two birds, one stone. Prepare your brain for what you're about to read. 

Prepare to have the horizons of your knowledge expanded before your very eyes. These fascinating facts are little nuggets of truth, wisdom, and sometimes weirdness. Not only will you learn some things that may never come in handy outside the trivia room, you will also gain some very valuable new shower thought material. WINNING. 

Owl Turd Comix has been churning out thoughtful web comics about life's ups and downs since 2013. This one really hit us in the feels, a reminder that it's important to put life's "losses" into perspective - especially when comparing yourself to others. 

These sound more or less about right.

WTF facts are so fun. The world is brimming with infinite tidbits of information about the randomest of things, from science to animals to humans to the earth to literally anything in existence. Really. There's a world of information out there that we don't know about, and it blows our minds just thinking about it. 

These are the things that you should try to avoid falling into in life.

Most facts are interesting, but aren't much more than that. Aside from making you a champion of trivia, and adding to your arsenal of random knowledge about niche topics, there isn't much that they can help with. But that is not the case with these facts. If you remember this knowledge, it could save your life. It doesn't get more useful than that, does it? What are you waiting for? Get reading!