life

These deeply satisfying feelings tickled people's souls. Sometimes we crack that one spot in our backs that's been troubling us all day, or you clean your ears out and have an eargasm; and it just might actually be better than sex. Maybe. You might relate to some of these. 

You might need these pieces of advice more than you know if life's got you in a rut. These might seem like a whole bunch of useless, zen-chasing nonsense; but we recommend giving them a critical look, and a shot! A good day could be waiting for you at the end of this list. 

Consider the following a rundown of how to move through life with causing as little disturbance to other people around you. We're all just trying to survive in this bubble of chaos, man. 

People's reunions serve as sort of a life check-in to evaluate how well their old classmates did with life. Some people pull a total 180 after high school. Some people stay on their BS and end up doing exactly as you'd expect. If, for whatever reason your mind is still on high school, then here are some of people's cringiest high school moments.

If you grew up believing that sniffling would kill your brain cells, or crossing your eyes ran the risk of them remaining like that; then, you might benefit from this list. Parents are capable of filling our childish, unknowing minds with all manners of misguided, outright dishonest tidbits of "knowledge." If we're lucky, we grow up, and discover the truth for ourselves through that good 'ol life experience. 

You risk your life every time you step out the door. Or even stay at home. Even when you're sleeping. Anyway, these folks are some of the luckiest people out there. You never know how life will roll the dice, but it looks a lot like these people got a second chance that many aren't afforded. If you're in the mood, here are some more nerve-wracking stories of survival.

From the outside, it seems like polyamorous relationships are a trip! We found the best confessions from poly people on Whisper, and boy oh boy, does it sound complicated. These people confess the emotional turmoil, fallout, and overriding pain that can come of closing one door, while still loving another person who was a part of the relationship. We had no idea how emotionally complex it all is. Makes us think maybe our lives aren't that complicated after all. 

Everyone who has flipped a board will remember the pain and loss that went into game night. You might get a little nostalgic with these too-accurate game titles.

We can use all the help we can get...

Feel the embarrassment. Drink it in like a shame smoothie.

Sure they can't think and have no concept of determination, but damn these green bastards are hard to kill.

These'll make you feel a little less alone in some of those potentially unspoken, but damn deeply felt thoughts that collect in your brain jar. 

You can't choose when it'll happen to you. Just be glad that it's probably not happening right now.

Just goes to show that at any given moment, you're at the mercy of the universe. Especially if you've already messed up your day through your own devices.

Every now and again miraculous and entirely unexpected moments strike our everyday lives of routine, to leave us hopelessly speechless. We're envious and relieved we're not these people. The Vegas trip is painfully enviable. 

Sometimes...things just work out.