life

Even if you account for every little variable in your life, something will happen that you completely didn't expect. Usually it's something bad. It could be as small as spilling spaghetti on your clothes, or as large as spilling a truckload of apples all across the highway. These people found out the hard way that life is packed with moments of failure and misfortune.

They talk about "for better and for worse" but they don't really mention the 90% of the time in between where you just do things that are big enough to get on each others nerves but too small to make a deal about. Here are some relatable observations people in long term relationships will feel sum things up pretty well. For more, here are a ton of tweets about marriage that are too real.

There was no way of knowing this puggle would try to take down 8 inches of pure steak fat in one go. Maybe in his old age he got cocky, or he was having too good a time to care. Anyway, the story has a happy ending after the double sided foible of feeding too much fat to a dog who doesn't know how to eat. If you liked this, here's a funny story about a dog licking doors.

These deeply satisfying feelings tickled people's souls. Sometimes we crack that one spot in our backs that's been troubling us all day, or you clean your ears out and have an eargasm; and it just might actually be better than sex. Maybe. You might relate to some of these. 

You might need these pieces of advice more than you know if life's got you in a rut. These might seem like a whole bunch of useless, zen-chasing nonsense; but we recommend giving them a critical look, and a shot! A good day could be waiting for you at the end of this list. 

Consider the following a rundown of how to move through life with causing as little disturbance to other people around you. We're all just trying to survive in this bubble of chaos, man. 

People's reunions serve as sort of a life check-in to evaluate how well their old classmates did with life. Some people pull a total 180 after high school. Some people stay on their BS and end up doing exactly as you'd expect. If, for whatever reason your mind is still on high school, then here are some of people's cringiest high school moments.

If you grew up believing that sniffling would kill your brain cells, or crossing your eyes ran the risk of them remaining like that; then, you might benefit from this list. Parents are capable of filling our childish, unknowing minds with all manners of misguided, outright dishonest tidbits of "knowledge." If we're lucky, we grow up, and discover the truth for ourselves through that good 'ol life experience. 

You risk your life every time you step out the door. Or even stay at home. Even when you're sleeping. Anyway, these folks are some of the luckiest people out there. You never know how life will roll the dice, but it looks a lot like these people got a second chance that many aren't afforded. If you're in the mood, here are some more nerve-wracking stories of survival.

Polyamorous relationships are a trip! These people confess the emotional turmoil, fallout, and overriding pain that can come of closing one door, while still loving another, who was a part of the relationship. 

Everyone who has flipped a board will remember the pain and loss that went into game night. You might get a little nostalgic with these too-accurate game titles.

We can use all the help we can get...

Feel the embarrassment. Drink it in like a shame smoothie.

Sure they can't think and have no concept of determination, but damn these green bastards are hard to kill.

These'll make you feel a little less alone in some of those potentially unspoken, but damn deeply felt thoughts that collect in your brain jar. 

You can't choose when it'll happen to you. Just be glad that it's probably not happening right now.