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Doing her best to avoid Scoliosis, I see.

Ayyyyyyyyyyyy.

Man, I totally wish my parents were this cool. Spending my 10-year-old days gelling up my mohawk and running around in chaps... it would've been good times.

The tragic accident at the nuclear plant behind him fused his body with that of Zsa Zsa Gabor's.

Jesse.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GRuzaMwvrA

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As a child, Laura was bitten by a radioactive helium balloon. Now she must spend her days tethered to the earth by a rope held by her sidekick Gimpy, the Girl Wonder.

To be fair, "gritty" reboots always go super well and never, ever backfire for the superhero comics industry. Now that Disney's bought Marvel, it's only the next logical step.

And if those pants don't help him impress Farrah Fawcett, nothing will.

Oh, you want me to put on some pants? Sorry, no can do. It's HOT out today.

Oh, the humanity!

You'll be doing a lot more than kissing the cook by the time he's through with you.

The jacket is made from Gonzo's hide.

He was asked, so he told.