leather

Nobody in your biker group will make fun of you now, not at all.

Or at least, why I stopped shaving at the all-beige outlet mall.

Everyone in the US and northern Europe have it so easy being metal. I mean, try being metal in a climate where doing so actively leads to heat exhaustion!

I mean, clearly her hide is tanned and scorched like the best of them. Bring on the gasoline shortage!

It just withers and decays until it looks like this!

Let's get dangerous.

All those chains probably make it hard to walk.

My money is on "catwoman"