If people wanted you to speak well of them, maybe they should have behaved better.

One distraught bride has taken to social media to ask for help getting back photos from one of the most special days of her life — her wedding. As she shared in a social media post, this bride alleges that her photographer is simply not giving her the photos from the ceremony. While the bride mentions that she has about 100 photos from other portions of the wedding, the actual ceremony itself is missing. The photographer is quite beholden to her contract. Instead of trying to smooth things over…

This woman asked for advice about dumping her boyfriend, but there's a lot of baggage that comes with the relationship. As the 26-year-old explained as she sought advice, she had been with the same guy for years. He helped her in her time of need, and even funded her schooling for her! But now, she's ready to move on with her life…and she had a pretty unsavory reasoning for why she made the decision. After that, check out this crazy tale of one man's tirade against microwave lunches in the work…

We have reasonable doubt that these quotes did not fail to deliver.

Heck yeah.

Lawyer-tastic.

Tricksy, tricksy.

“Honestly, your Honor, I'm curious to see where opposing counsel takes this—let it ride.” These are actual real life things people said in a court, read in vocal fry by a real life lawyer.

"Diane was not listed as a board member. Interesting."

Alright, law is weird.

That lawyer had it coming.

Oh boy, to have seen that lawyer's face.

That's one way to do it.

The courtroom can end up hosting some truly wild antics.

Why should anything be simple?

It's a miracle that court reporters are able to keep a straight face.