ketchup

Turns out you can fan those bad boys out for FULL KETCHUP POWER. Go out and enjoy your tomato-based sugar sauce, kids!

A team of MIT engineers have finally crafted a substance (FDA-approved!) that will let ketchup slide out of the bottle. We truly live in magical times, WINners.

This is one of the most creepy costumes I have ever seen.

Can't breath.... laughing.... too hard...

You'll start frothing at the mouth and blood will pour from your eyes. It's the same as rabies, except you don't have to get close to a furry animal to catch it.