"Karen, still mad, admits she is in the wrong restaurant."

Who doesn't wish they had the audacity to expect expensive clothes for free just a little bit? Obviously, we all want to be grounded, mature, and self-aware individuals in theory, but every so often, it would be nice to have the guts of an entitled choosing beggar. In this case, the Karen in question did not exactly get what she wanted, but she really did think she was entitled to it. The Redditor posted two coats they were planning to give away: one of those coats was, in fact, for free while…

When the HOA goes low, you go lower.

“Maybe he thought he was doing you a favor and took you saying you were thinking of selling too literally? Or he's scamming people. Either way, he's going too far.”

The only thing more satisfying than reading a funny restaurant review online is reading a savage response from the owner. Here, we have several entitled Karen customers, who clearly left out plenty of important details regarding their dining experiences. It's the power of narrative, folks, as well as the power of main character syndrome. These Karen customers seemed to all genuinely believe that they were the innocent victims of their stories. That self-belief extended to the ways in which they…

"There is a no ‘claim’ policy."

What is it about arts and crafts stores that attract the most feral and angry human beings? It's the type of hobby that's supposed to be chill and relaxing… like isn't that the entire point? Why else would you spend your free time knitting scarves and crocheting hats? It's not as if the hobby gives the thrill of high-octane adrenaline-fueled excitement—although, when you think of it, adrenaline sports and hobbies usually are populated by the most chilled people, so maybe there's something to th…

“They only have hard-working employees in their departments. You wouldn't fit in.”

This week's crop of Karen stories ranges from the classic expected behavior of the entitled people of the world to unexpected levels of entitlement. First, we have a parking saga involving a crazy-eyed Karen who couldn't be patient to wait to get out of the same parking lot as everyone else who was stuck there waiting. Then, we have a one-star review from a Karen customer who was caught exaggerating about her so-called horrendous experience. Finally, we've got a scheming male Karen in the famil…

Airlines have never exactly been the most transparent. Unfortunately for this passenger, he came to understand this fact far too late. He arrived at the airport and demanded a second seat because he insisted that he needed the extra room. The airline employee tried to explain that this wouldn't be necessary and that he would have plenty of room on the flight, but the impatient and entitled male Karen customer insisted that he needed the extra seat. Little did he know, when the lady at the airli…

You're cruisin' for a bruisin' when you allow a 3-year-old that much freedom…

“That'd be difficult because there isn't a Justin here.”

Who among us hadn't had a friend who demands just a bit too much of you? Sure, it's easy to spot the choosing beggars in your life on social media, but what about the ones that text you last minute to watch your pets all the time? Maybe once or twice you mentioned that you'd happily help and that it wasn't an issue. Unfortunately, statements like these are dangerous for the choosing beggars of the world because they will interpret them as permission to use every bit of you like that they can. T…

What's the point of having vacation days if you're not allowed to use them?

No one should expect much from a standard continental breakfast at a run-down hotel. Unfortunately, this Karen did not manage her expectations and decided to stir up a fuss, leaving an overworked hotel worker no choice but to enact some much-needed malicious compliance. This worker was often held responsible for preparing breakfast first thing in the morning so it was ready by 6:00 am when a group of construction workers and local hunters were typically among the first wave of diners. These gro…

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