this is more like r/WholesomeRevenge

"An intern “failing” at ANY task is not a failure of the intern, it’s a failure of the leadership of the organization."

Would you bankroll your father if you got a good enough paying job?

When you snooze, you lose, HOA.

Sometimes you just have to cut people out of your life for good.

When the HOA goes low, you go lower.

“Maybe he thought he was doing you a favor and took you saying you were thinking of selling too literally? Or he's scamming people. Either way, he's going too far.”

“What could possibly be in their will of any value if they needed to run up debt in your name?”

If you've ever had your personal information stolen, you know it can be really frightening. Not to mention inconvenient. There are so many calls you have to make - filing a report, straightening out which payments are fraudulent, getting a new credit card, etcetera. Not to mention, it can be an extremely lengthy process, too. So that's why if you were ever a fraud victim, you know this man is a true hero.

You're cruisin' for a bruisin' when you allow a 3-year-old that much freedom…

What's the point of having vacation days if you're not allowed to use them?

“Mate, during this whole interaction you not once said ‘please’, I guarantee if I give you this spot you will not even think of saying ‘thank you’.”

“The loud ninja makes noise so people aren't scared. When told to be quiet, he ends up scaring them instead.”

Nothing is worse than living somewhere with arbitrary rules about your own property.

“Be an utterly unethical thorn in [the HOA's] side which can never be removed or retaliated against. I'm not locked in with them; they're locked in with me.”

Don't mess with college kids.