"This is a university library during finals week. I'm not walking through 10 floors and asking every study group if they know a [daughter's name] and telling her to call her mom."
"Using the legal background of my fiancé, we send a strongly worded letter building on my input. As a result the landlord paid the deposit in full two weeks later and I never heard back of him."
"I'm just going back to my seat in row 2 so I can grab my water bottle and backpack. Like 10 other people, I have been in first class with you for this flight."