We don't like the idea of being “don't talk to me before I've had my coffee” people. Office-style coffee humor usually sucks. It's also depressing to admit that we need stimulants to have even a semblance of well-being on any given morning. So rather than a wink and a nod and a 20 dollar mug that has an inverse graph of happiness vs coffee drank or whatever, we'd just like to say: “this is not normal, we're sorry, and please don't talk to me until I've had my coffee." Now here are some work mem…

It gets dicey.

Enter the Tweet zone.

So that's how you put a clip in a vacuum.

Wait, how do you harpoon gems?

History is where the fun is.

They're extra dadly.

Think about it.

Go away, world.

It's a vibrant culture.

Life is not a game.

The puns roll on.

Hats off to the eccentric and shameless.

This is why we can't have nice things.

Ah yes, insignificant yet amusing observations.

Internet weirdness, comin' in hot.