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Apparently slinging grimy, sauce-crusted dishes while dealing with predictably testy patrons at her local restaurant just wasn't getting it done. The only logical next step was 'vaguely' whoreing herself out as a sugar baby, which is quite the lucrative career. I quote our Sugar Baby of the hour, “I did buy a bra that was $500”. Yo, that's well outside the min wage/tip jar budget, so if that's what gets her off in this crazy little thing called life...well, then have at it.

I'm feeling for the poor boyfriend in this situation that's just one more bedazzled, $500 bra away from full-fledged cuckolding. 

This guy is taking, "Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds" literally.