jeans

Good luck washing the marker off of your skin! These guys are pros at washing marker off, though. Maybe they can show you how it's done.

Especially this late-'80s/early-'90s bleed we have going on here.

Or maybe this is just a contemporary Instagram photo of a mall in Milwaukee, I don't know.

Here's hoping you have insurance!

I got it, we'll make super-tight jeans easier to wear by putting the zipper in a really inconvenient space. Brilliant!

And all of those people came to the county fair.

Come on now, we know those pants need to be at least three sizes larger to be fitting of that logo.

Say what you will, I've always admired the practices of the denim hunters of the Eastern Village. They make use of every single part of a pair of pants after they've hunted them down and killed them for sustenance. It's good for the environment and less wasteful!

In the nether realm between life and death, both ill-fitting jeans and ill-suited cutoffs live simultaneously. Indeed, a terrifying domain.

I see how it is, trick all but the observant into thinking that you're wearing real pants when you're in your PJ's all day. Clever, very clever...

Butt fires, eh? That's whats hip with you youth?