By Unknown
Got some blue suede shoes to go with those jeans? Jeans have truly come a long way from heavy-duty work pants, all the way up to halfway up the butt of whoever decided society needs to see half of their bum. So hike up your britches and enjoy the punniest jeans you've ever seen.
Even if those jeans fit properly, she still needs to explain that shirt!
And it's a lonely place.
This has to be a setup, right? Or else, "boy you be trippin'."