Work your magic, trailer hitch.

It's a spectrum.

Oops.

It's interesting how quickly priorities can shift. In one moment everyone's all up in arms about hat wearing, and the next moment the teacher is yelling at you to spare everyone the pulsing, leaking nightmare of your Jason Vorhees-like scalp. All we're asking for is a little consistency, but that's a separate tragedy. Here are some other dumb rules schools enforced.

It happens.

That is audible.

That bad, huh?

Ouch.

Tough day to be in the crowd.

We're not invincible.

Oh, oh, no, say it ain't so.

Are there any smart ways?

Sometimes getting an injury isn't even cool.

She did buy all the seats...

It's actually kinda messed up what happened.