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"So that's what you're gonna lead with? Interesting choice, but alright."

Ready to garble your way through a buffet bar of word salad?

You need a doctorate in jack-assery to make expert mistakes like these.

A romance novel called "But You're a Horse"? You had us at "Horse". What will the neigh-bors think? Sounds like a real page-turner.

Whoever made these signs and ads were innocent enough, but they didn't count on the internet to read into them.

People live some dramatic lives. Secret girlfriends, criminal syndicate pasts, and  absolutely intolerable relatives are just a few of the topics of these stories. Also, some dads are just really petty and don't like cottage cheese.

Old people. They don't really follow the trends, and they don't really know how to use facebook, but you gotta love em. Like, you're obligated to love them.

Looks like we're in for a few inches tonight.