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Twitter Fights Back Against Viral Ice Cream Licking Challenge With A Germ-Free Twist

Can these idiots leave sacred things like our ice cream and more recently our Listerine alone? Sheesh!

In case you missed it, humanity's collection of mindless mouth breathers have gone full stupid again. This time they're committing federal crimes and licking containers of ice cream for an absolutely idiotic viral video challenge. The Blue Bell Licker got the whole mess started, and her case has since been moved to juvenile court. Before the authorities learned she was a minor, she was looking at facing a potential of up to 20 years in prison

Fortunately, we have some Twitter users who are seizing the discouraging moment for all of its meaningful potential. They've proceeded to fight back and drown out the stupidity by posting videos of how you are supposed to purchase ice cream. 

Twitter users fight back against gross viral video challenge of ice cream licking, by posting videos of themselves buying ice cream safely.
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A young Texas woman might be looking at up to 20 years in prison for licking a gallon container of ice cream. To make matters even more disgusting with this, is the woman had an Instagram caption (since deleted) that said she'd been sick with the flu the week before doing this attempt at viral infamy. She literally said, "let's start an epidemic."

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Silly Man Goes Viral For Trying To Make Ice Cream Serving Sexy

My dude, how does the ice cream feel about this? That being said, you've gotta give the guy some props for leaving it all out there. Seems like he might love his job. 

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23 Stupid And Terrible Design Fails to Fill Your Failometer

What happens when people don't review their work? Misplaced toilets, stairs to nowhere and advertisements that look like living nightmares. Some of this stuff was planned, but still turned out to be crap anyway! And boy are we glad it happens.

The truth is, this stuff is child's play. Here's some darker and dirtier design fails to really get your motor running.

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17 People Share the Stupidest Things They Believed as Kids

Sometimes parents lie to their kids to keep them safe. Sometimes they lie to keep things fun. Sometimes they just wanna be absolute douches.

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25 Things That Look Like Delicious Foods but Aren't

Just because it looks like chocolate sauce does not mean it's chocolate sauce. In fact it's probably floor cleaner or car fluids. For more check out r/forbiddensnacks!

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20 Secrets About People's Jobs That They Aren't Supposed to Know

There's not much you can do when you know something you're not supposed to. I mean, you can sit there and feel bad about it if you want.

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Blizzard's a thick ice cream treat, but you don't want to test how it holds up against gravity. Sure, it might seem like the Blizzard was designed to destroy all comers, but we're talking about gravity here, dude. You don't want to test that. Gravity has defeated literally every opponent since the start of time. 

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Trump’s White House Press Secretary Has Been Low-Key Going After Dippin’ Dots for Five Years

via CNN


This weekend was a weird one.

After having a pretty poor turn out for his inauguration, Trump sent his new White House press secretary to give a weird statement, claiming it "was the largest audience to witness an inauguration, period. Both in person and around the globe.” PolitiFact rated that statement as “Pants on Fire,” while Kellyanne Conway simply called it an “alternative fact,” a new phrase, which means “lie.”

Anyway, when he wasn’t chastising the press for covering the inauguration for what it was, Sean Spicer was spending the last five years in an all out social media war with Dippin’ Dots, the so-called “ice cream of the future.”

From 2010 to 2015, Spicer took to Twitter to take on Big Future Ice Cream to call them what they are: Not the ice cream of the future.

So without further adieu, here are four bizarre tweets from our current White House press secretary:

via @RachelEdelman78

Dippin' Dots has yet to comment, but the Internet has no idea why any of this is happening. Check it out:

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Richard Hammond's under fire right now for saying that he doesn't eat ice cream....because he's straight. Dude what in the actual hell are you on about with this?