ice cream

Live with anything long enough and you're bound to notice some patterns. This tumblr user found that for some mystical reason, their cat knew exactly when there was going to be ice cream, so it became a process of tricking the cat. It fits into the long line of tumblr users who seem to notice things about their cats, like how cats are just eloquent enough to be melodramatic.

When it comes to crimes against food, there are people who eat food the wrong way, but evidently there are also people who create food that never should have existed in the first place. Here are the worst ice creams people had that were made out of novelty, curiosity or mistake.

As far as delusional, entitled choosing beggars go, this mom just outdid herself. She argues that some free ice cream and a "day of fun" should count as payment for the babysitter. Um, that's not gonna work out, Mom. 

Twitter user @ItsAndyRyan, shared an embarrassing story about the time he accidentally stole an ice cream cone from a family gathering. Other people were ready to bond over the awkward and uncomfortable, by stepping forward to share embarrassing moments of their own. 

Can these idiots leave sacred things like our ice cream and more recently our Listerine alone? Sheesh!

In case you missed it, humanity's collection of mindless mouth breathers have gone full stupid again. This time they're committing federal crimes and licking containers of ice cream for an absolutely idiotic viral video challenge. The Blue Bell Licker got the whole mess started, and her case has since been moved to juvenile court. Before the authorities learned she was a minor, she was looking at facing a potential of up to 20 years in prison. 

Fortunately, we have some Twitter users who are seizing the discouraging moment for all of its meaningful potential. They've proceeded to fight back and drown out the stupidity by posting videos of how you are supposed to purchase ice cream. 

My dude, how does the ice cream feel about this? That being said, you've gotta give the guy some props for leaving it all out there. Seems like he might love his job. 

What happens when people don't review their work? Misplaced toilets, stairs to nowhere and advertisements that look like living nightmares. Some of this stuff was planned, but still turned out to be crap anyway! And boy are we glad it happens.

The truth is, this stuff is child's play. Here's some darker and dirtier design fails to really get your motor running.

Sometimes parents lie to their kids to keep them safe. Sometimes they lie to keep things fun. Sometimes they just wanna be absolute douches.

Just because it looks like chocolate sauce does not mean it's chocolate sauce. In fact it's probably floor cleaner or car fluids. For more check out r/forbiddensnacks!

There's not much you can do when you know something you're not supposed to. I mean, you can sit there and feel bad about it if you want.

We've all done dumb stuff. Let's start out by not denying it. We were all curious children once, and for most kids, the only way to learn about something is to do it, not to be told. You won't know the meaning of hot until you put your hand into the fire. That kind of thing. When you have a whole world to learn and make up your mind about, you're bound to make some stupid decisions. And hopefully you learnt from them! Here are 21 stories of some very dumb things these Redditors did in their youthful days, and boy are they hilarious. 

Eating it in the first place was already a bad decision, but did they have to rub it in?