ice cream
Via @Keeilen
Blizzard's a thick ice cream treat, but you don't want to test how it holds up against gravity. Sure, it might seem like the Blizzard was designed to destroy all comers, but we're talking about gravity here, dude. You don't want to test that. Gravity has defeated literally every opponent since the start of time.
So this only happens to me... pic.twitter.com/ci5DopsdTD
— Keilen (@Keeilen) January 29, 2017
This weekend was a weird one.
After having a pretty poor turn out for his inauguration, Trump sent his new White House press secretary to give a weird statement, claiming it "was the largest audience to witness an inauguration, period. Both in person and around the globe.” PolitiFact rated that statement as “Pants on Fire,” while Kellyanne Conway simply called it an “alternative fact,” a new phrase, which means “lie.”
Anyway, when he wasn’t chastising the press for covering the inauguration for what it was, Sean Spicer was spending the last five years in an all out social media war with Dippin’ Dots, the so-called “ice cream of the future.”
From 2010 to 2015, Spicer took to Twitter to take on Big Future Ice Cream to call them what they are: Not the ice cream of the future.
So without further adieu, here are four bizarre tweets from our current White House press secretary:
Dippin' Dots has yet to comment, but the Internet has no idea why any of this is happening. Check it out:
Via @ProducerOllie
Richard Hammond's under fire right now for saying that he doesn't eat ice cream....because he's straight. Dude what in the actual hell are you on about with this?
