What a winner.

That's some bargain detective work right there.

Oh boy.

Really, lady?

This week, Reddit user u/NatalieFox309 has turned to the ever-popular r/AmItheA**hole subreddit in a cry for help from those with outward perspectives on her absurd situation. She explains that whenever her 9-year-old son hurts himself, she is quick to offer a kiss to the injured area in order to comfort him and ease his reaction to the pain. She is quick to clarify that she does not kiss the open wound directly. She just delivers a healing peck in the wound's general vicinity. Enter stage righ…

Sumwun is feewing a wittle gwumpy.

It's not totally out of the realm of possibility. Santa Clause himself is known to have been the star of some freaky German fairy tails featuring pickled children and sacks of heads. So to think that the character “Jack Frost” is actually a nose-eating serial killer is sort of in line with the origins of the holiday season anyway. Throw in the fact that there are at least two Jack Frost themed horror movies starring a killer snow man, and you've got a recipe for a dark tale of almost reasonable…

The 'Husband of the Year Award' for 2022 has already been claimed by this guy.

That's an interesting dynamic.

You're literally covered in evidence lady. No one believes you.

In what way is any of this her fault?

Jack Frost nipping at your nose.

Next time, destroy the evidence

You should probably give your wife a hand dude.

There are better ways to deal with this.

Holla we want pre nup