If you snore and take over the bed at night, you forfeit the right to request your partner to sleep with you every night.

Way to celebrate 27 years of marriage, dude!

Sometimes, in-laws have zero understanding of personal space.

This woman inserted herself into her future husband's life...and it worked!

Everyone has that weird thing they would eat in their household as a child, but usually, you grow up to realize that what you were eating was really not normal. That's when you embarrassingly retire that delicacy so as to not draw attention to your bizarre food preferences. Unless you're this woman's husband, who will seemingly never stop putting ketchup on his pasta instead of, say, marinara sauce. His wife unloaded her feelings on Reddit's r/TrueOffMyChest subreddit under the name u/nicorn_ .…

She will be missed

This guy takes issue with having to spend time at home with his kid when his wife needs to go out

Good one, dude.

You certainly cannot please everybody

What position to choose.

Here's a prescription, "apply cold water to burned area."

What a winner.

That's some bargain detective work right there.

Oh boy.

Really, lady?

This week, Reddit user u/NatalieFox309 has turned to the ever-popular r/AmItheA**hole subreddit in a cry for help from those with outward perspectives on her absurd situation. She explains that whenever her 9-year-old son hurts himself, she is quick to offer a kiss to the injured area in order to comfort him and ease his reaction to the pain. She is quick to clarify that she does not kiss the open wound directly. She just delivers a healing peck in the wound's general vicinity. Enter stage righ…