Sure that happened.

To that one coworker (you know who you are)... act your wage.

'Your uniform doesn't comply with the dress code. IF pants have belt loops, a belt must be worn!'

Positive reinforcement is not always effective.

I spy with my little eye... a liar.

Better come sooner than later.

It's not a glitch.

Sorry, Europe is expensive.

How can I make an employees day even more miserable? Oh, I know. Demand a discount without fulfilling the requirements!

Our eyes hurt a little from all the cringe.

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

Look, it's not like we want to see ourselves in these memes, but we just do!

“Have you ever been in a relationship where you thought you were being cheated on and then you find out what's actually happening, and then you just wish you were being cheated on?”

Friendly reminder that you're not missing out on much.

Luxuriously self-indulgent people can have high expectations.