Are you certain of what you see?

Recounting retail horror stories can be a fun pastime when you've long since moved on. They bring up a sense of bittersweet nostalgia and don't usually cause your brain to swell with rage the way that they used to. It's not that Karens didn't exist in the past, rather you weren't aware of their species name — back in the good ol' days, you just called them a regular swear word. Over the years, only the really ridiculous instances stay with you, and most of the other miserable stories slowly fad…

To 2023: We hope Karen gets fired.

This is what living with Norman Bates looks like.

If people wanted you to speak well of them, maybe they should have behaved better.

If you have a question, ask someone else.

A collection of insufferable LinkedIn content.

Doomed from the start, dude. Don't bite off more than you can chew.

'Tis the season to be jolly, after all.

I smell a catfish.

Sure that happened.

To that one coworker (you know who you are)... act your wage.

'Your uniform doesn't comply with the dress code. IF pants have belt loops, a belt must be worn!'

Positive reinforcement is not always effective.

I spy with my little eye... a liar.

Better come sooner than later.