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A.K.A. Disco Inferno.

If there's a gas range within range, you're in the clear!

The key to any successful prom is wearing an outfit so ridiculous and off-putting that your date's father isn't worried about any frisk(ies)y business. Good play, sir!

She'll have to put in extra work to stay single. Meanwhile, her ex-boyfriend is busy deleting his Facebook and moving to Guam.

Even the cash register knows when it sees a hottie.

Sure, it's easy to look back on a romanticized past and say, "Ladies were so much prettier then." But when do you stop?

That's why they abused the crap out of soft-focus lenses for movie starlets in the 1930s, and why they're abusing the crap out of the airbrush tool in image editors for celebrities today.

He should have stuck with 911. They're very friendly over there.

The burning "U," of course, was a ritual common to a certain subbranch of the KKK that just really, really hated the Indianapolis Colts.