It's probably not a good idea to smash a superheated metal ball with a hammer without a plan. Okay, we're gonna go out on a limb here and say it's definitely a bad idea to smash a superheated metal ball with a hammer unless you're a blacksmith who know why he's smashing that ball in the first place. And it's probably an even worse idea to do it in a t shirt. That said, the result is some real chaos god/level 60 battlemage material.
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Via たれみみChannel
It's a pretty known thing that CPUs generate a lot of heat, but sometimes people people like to kick it up a notch. So why not put that "so hot you could fry an egg on the sidewalk" mentality to the test and cook some beef using your computer.
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Customers have a long and storied history of asking for things that will actively do them harm, like this Karen who wanted donuts straight out of the fryer oil. The thought of giving a customer an extremely hot cup of liquid harkens back to the reality of the McDonald's hot coffee case, which no person working at a coffee place wants to repeat. Anyway this lady asked for some real hot tea and she got it.
A health scare and a failure to read the product description left this guy with 40 packages of some of the hottest ramen on the market, which this dude is determined to finish on principle. Recent panic buying also led to this petty revenge of a toilet paper hoarding Karen.
The McDonald's hot coffee case went down in 90's history as a goofy late-night-talk-show-level absurdity that seemed like it was about a money-grubbing lady who was too dumb to know that coffee was hot. As it turns out, the details were more nefarious than that. For more people on tumblr getting blasted with knowledge, here are tumblr users getting schooled on car safety.
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Via Chuck Drake
Here's how to serve Wendy's hot drinks in glorious 80s pop music fashion. Frankly it's just too much, but personally we feel extremely informed on how to serve coffee now.
Cars have been around for over a hundred years. You'd think we would have figured out parking etiquette by now, but evidently we have not. Seriously, there's stories of people leaving fake notes to get back at selfish parkers, and other stories of people wasting someone's time for parking illegally. It seems like when it comes to parking, half of us think there's a code while for the rest it's just the law of the jungle.
It's a wide weird world of casual dating out there. Almost nobody's happy and genuine connections are rare but that doesn't stop these Tinder Astronauts from blasting into each others lives. If you wanna see some strange and disturbing profiles, then check these out.
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So we take it that this is like a regular problem for Australians? At least it seems like a koala sneaking into your car is better than big-ass spiders, which also happens. We like it when this little guy tries to figure out what a window is.
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Via Lizzy Wurst
Two girls both chow down on the world's hottest pepper and the results are something straight out of a horror movie. One girl needs to be hooked up to oxygen while the other sits emotionless trying to figure out if she's ever made a worse decision in her life.
The hottest pepper in the world ranks in at 2.2 million Scoville units, while Tabasco sauce sits at a measly 5,000. YEAH... Pretty hot!
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So Tinder has revealed the top six sports by gender that were most-swiped in Rio, but they didn't get specific about which athletes may have been the chosen ones. That leaves us left guessing which athletes they might not be mentioning...
For Women's Sports they listed:
Table Tennis, Field Hockey, Rowing, Weightlifting...
...and Rugby and Swimming.
For Men's sports they listed:
Tennis, Weightlifting, Gymnastics, Sport Shooting, Judo...
...and Boxing.
Wait, let's take a look at that Judo guy again...
Okay, yeah, we get it.
#Olympics!
