Christmas isn't for everyone; for every holiday spirit spreader out there who is spreading Christmas cheer, there are at least thirty of us who would much rather that the whole thing went away. It's not that I don't like food or receiving presents, I'm even lucky enough to have a family that I enjoy being around, but years of working retail over the holidays have spoiled the whole dammed thing for me. Years of crowding, intolerant, inconsiderate people clamoring for the best deal possible — bom…

This one is for people with poor gift-wrapping skills!

Sorry, Europe is expensive.

Sometimes things don't register in your brain right away, you know? Like, you look at something and you think it's just an innocent little knick-knack that'll add some good vibes to your home. Then you bring it back, set it up, and someone else sees it and it turns out it looks like some vulgar thing that you can never unsee now. Yeah, well that's been happening with Christmas decorations since the invention of them. A tropical town might think it's a good idea to put Christmas lights up on the…

How are we expected to just go back to work like this?

Thanksgiving is a time for many American families to gather together and have a pleasant meal and maybe play some football in the yard. As you settle in to eat some turkey and mashed potatoes, the whole family gets to talking. And then suddenly you're arguing politics with your crazy aunt while your uncle hands out slices of pumpkin pie . It seems like there is always some kind of disagreement between families when they gather for the holidays - a mix of different generations and traditions can…

All I want for Christmas is not you!

Black Friday sales are only for the bravest shoppers among us, the most avid technology geeks and the most driven parents who really, really, need the newest doll for their child this holiday season . If you're heading out to the stores this Thanksgiving night , or setting an alarm for 2AM on Friday morning, you need to read these memes. After all, Black Friday is a pretty unique American tradition that has a reputation for turning ordinary stores into madhouses and regular people into snappy K…

Some people have wacky family traditions...

Thanksgiving is on its way, which means so are Thanksgiving fails!

Holiday szn is winding down but the drama keeps coming

Get off your high horse

He did what now, oh no honey

Not today, not ever

Santa has seen better days.