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By now, people should be aware of things like satirical news websites, but for some reason, we still get sadly mistaken people who didn't understand satire. Whether it's because they didn't read the source, got so angry they wanted to believe a joke headline, or are just plain dumb, people will believe the dumbest headlines. These sites have been around for years and mistaken people still don't get satire.

Thanks to some interesting laws that make it way easier to get ahold of arrest records, there are a disproportionate amount of wacky crime stories that come out of Florida. So now we have Florida Man. He's not the hero we necessarily want or need, but he is the hero who we certainly deserve.

This breaking news isn't trying to be as strange and ridiculous and outright crude as it is, but that's the best part. Some good old unintentional fails in the making. Can you imagine cracking open a newspaper and reading that "China may be using the sea to hide its submarines"? Who'd have thunk it! 

Some of these are almost too good to be real. 

Sure, there's no sense crying over spilled milk, but a literal ton of garbage spilled on the freeway? That's something to get upset over.

You can take the man out of Florida but you can't take the Florida out of the man. Every state's got em.

Florida Man. Not the hero we asked for, but the hero we deserve.

Folks have speculated that there is something in the water down in Florida or perhaps some other variable that causes these crazy headlines, but one thing is for sure, Florida Manwill keep on making crazy headline memes for the rest of the country, and world, to enjoy with puzzled looks.

Typos trouble everyone at one point or another, and this particular botched attempt of a newspaper headline quickly became our favorite we've seen in a while.