halloween

This ridiculous video of dinosaurs crossing the street in NYC and causing a general ruckus is going viral. There's just something so wonderful about these beasts roaming the street. They look absurd and hilariously out of place, and we are all for it. 

Twitter users are sharing their favorite Halloween tweets, and some of these are pure comedy gold. Gotta love when you show up to a friend's house for a chill wine party, and it ends up being a strange and creepy Babadook gathering. 

Happiness really can be found in the darkest of places. In this case, we have some devilish haunted museum tour employees deciding to take matters into their own hands when it came to dealing with a pack of unruly, snobby children. Sounds like the one kid was all talk after all. Getting rid of the tour guide to strip away their sense of safety was a brilliant touch. 

Even through all of the tears, self doubt, and eventual skin staining, this couple still managed to do well in the costume contest. All in all, there are worse Halloween costumes. Plus, there are way worse reasons someone can get Shrek'd with green dye.

With spooky season upon us, and Halloween looming ominously around the corner it's time to start thinking about a costume. In this case, Twitter users are sharing their hot takes on all those Halloween costumes that ended up looking sexy, even though they shouldn't have been on an objective level. 

In all fairness, these scared individuals did sign up for a scary time. Maybe some of them just weren't up for the challenge. Never underestimate how much a fear factory can scare the life out of you. 

Twitter user @RantingOwl, ignored a series of very ominous red flags while she was touring an open house with her partner. The basement with the suspicious door that had like 10 locks on it sounds like bad news. The fact that the woman showing them the place didn't even have a decent explanation handy makes the whole picture take on an even spookier vibe. 

Can't beat that candid moment when someone has the life scared out of them in a haunted house. I mean, it's what they signed up for. So, the more scared they're getting, the better job the employees at the haunted house are doing! 

People need costumes and they don't give a damn if they're legit. It takes a precise and creative mind to come up with a costume name that gets the point across without infringing on copyright law. That or, I guess you could just call it "Butt Surprise." Anyway, here are more off-brand costumes that are just legal enough.

Spooktober is just around the corner and our favorite bootleg crap is filling up store shelves. Costume makers will jump through some amazing hoops in order to not get dinged for intellectual property infringement and the results are pretty awesome. Can we interest you in dressing up as Blue Speed Mouse for halloween? Or how about you favorite Evil Midweek Cutie? For some actually spooky stuff to gear you up for haloween, check out these two-sentence horror stories.

This dad went off on his Facebook post about how he's just plain old fed up with parents handing out cheap Halloween candy to kids. It's got just the right amount of delusional choosing beggar entitlement that we're fairly confident it's got to be a joke. There's just no way a dad would go this far. We've got to hope, at least.