halloween

Halloween is traditionally associated with candy, but a lot of people decided to get creative. Some thought "Why should kids get candy when you could give them a can of sausages!"

We can think of a lot of reasons, but alright.

In my day, we walked up 4 flights of stairs for a fun-size 3 Musketeers bar, and we were happy god dammit. 

But seriously, these folks have no chill when it comes to asking for free stuff.

Dr. Phil, you good bro? 

We've got just what you needed to kick your Halloween's spookiness into overdrive! 

Just seeing someone out there isn't the creepiest thing. It's the ones where someone is looking back. Those are the creepiest.

Thought you could get away with the same old classic costume this year? Thought you could pop some fake teeth in, throw on a cape, and call yourself George Washington? Not so fast. These people went the extra mile for the sake of creativity.

These skeletons are living their best lives. I can't be the only one who's jealous. 

The people that carved these spellbinding works of art are GIFTED. 

These spooky experiences demand explanations. But, I mean hey, it's just in time for Halloween. 

You're going to want to read these with the lights on. 

Brace yourself, cause the spookiness is STRONG with these stories. 

And to think that I thought I'd sleep tonight. NOPE. Seriously, it is high time for this guy to make power moves and start contacting studios. He's got the (cursed) bones of a great story here. Bullsh*t or not, I was hooked from the get-go with this thread. Solid storytelling, with a voice (cause f**k grammar) that really shines through. Was it his mean Aunt coming back to haunt him and his cousin from the grave? The water on the floors seems to suggest that possibility. And the whole part with the shotgun's safety mode being off? I mean, come on, man.