halloween

We're always looking for ways to burn bridges, but this way seems a bit nuclear. That's a pretty sure-fire way to never have to worry about being invited back. Can we give him a break because he was like seven? Yeah, probably. 

Halloween is traditionally associated with candy, but a lot of people decided to get creative. Some thought "Why should kids get candy when you could give them a can of sausages!"

We can think of a lot of reasons, but alright.

In my day, we walked up 4 flights of stairs for a fun-size 3 Musketeers bar, and we were happy god dammit. 

But seriously, these folks have no chill when it comes to asking for free stuff.

Dr. Phil, you good bro? 

We've got just what you needed to kick your Halloween's spookiness into overdrive! 

Just seeing someone out there isn't the creepiest thing. It's the ones where someone is looking back. Those are the creepiest.

Thought you could get away with the same old classic costume this year? Thought you could pop some fake teeth in, throw on a cape, and call yourself George Washington? Not so fast. These people went the extra mile for the sake of creativity.

These skeletons are living their best lives. I can't be the only one who's jealous. 

The people that carved these spellbinding works of art are GIFTED. 

These spooky experiences demand explanations. But, I mean hey, it's just in time for Halloween. 

You're going to want to read these with the lights on. 

Brace yourself, cause the spookiness is STRONG with these stories.