goth

Now appearing in your worst nightmares: her.

Your stockings will be stuffed with Hot Topic pants and Avenged Sevenfold shirts.

They are definitely not survivors. Picking up and moving on isn't something that people dressed in black lace tend to do, traditionally.

Seriously. You need braces. Please visit your local dentist.

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I hope so. Whether you're on Team Jacob or Team Edward, I'm sure you could use a little more blood running around your brain.

It takes work.

I see those all the time!

Nothing says rebel like, "Can I have $20 to go to the mall?"

Emo kids ruin everything...

That's just... maSCARY. Am I right?

crickets

Guys?

As someone, who during their youth, could be described as a punk rocker I abhor Hot Topic. Not just for the usual objections to turning an angry and invigorating music genre into a money-making cultural steamroller, mostly I just find their clientele insufferable.