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You've got to hand it to our shrieking, pussy fart of a rat bastard in the red polo tee here for shamelessly tapping out of a fight by quite literally submitting himself in the fetile position. It's so pathetic I'm almost, almost impressed.

Golf is one of those things that takes a minute to learn and a lifetime to master. So you can imagine how annoying it is to watch this dude nail a 135 yard, world-record breaking putt. If it takes a lifetime to master, shouldn't this guy be 100 or something. 

Either way, Australian YouTubers How Ridiculous nailed a 395-foot putt, which actually beat the previous Guinness World Record by about 10 feet. Pretty incredible. 

Golf is boring. It’s slow moving, low scoring, and you have to be super rich to play. The only thing that’s really good about gold is that it provides the perfect setting for a real “snobs vs. slobs” scenario, like in Caddyshack or Happy Gilmore.

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That’s probably what this slob was thinking when took on the snobs at the 18th Hole at the Farmers Insurance Open. Watch him, in all his glory, jump into the pond at Torrey Pinnes’ golf course. It’s wonderful.

By far the greatest thing I saw yesterday. pic.twitter.com/WXDjRs9ZN1

— Harold Varner III (@HV3_Golf) January 28, 2017

@HV3_Golf @BeefGolf Not all heroes wear capes. Love the stutter-step.

— William Murray Golf (@WMurrayGolf) January 29, 2017

The world can be a cold, cruel, and dark place sometimes man.

Now that's natural ability.