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All that glitters is gold... Or so they say. They'd be wrong, but these auric memes and jokes will have you seeing dollars signs. But don't get gilded into looking at these precious puns, these are for folks who really love the majesty and splendor of auriferous humor.

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At $15,000, that's one LEGO brick I'd be more than happy to step on!

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Proof that men can fly.

Epke Zonderland of the Netherlands performed one of the most difficult bar routines ever seen on the world stage -- and nailed it. DAT AIR.

Needless to say, he won gold in the event. The sheer ENDURANCE required to do three maneuvers like that is ridiculous. That routine was nuts. I need some smelling salts.

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As if the chumps making Ugg boots needed more coke-induced fashion decisions, now you can get your fur boots in disco ball-style!

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WARNING: Some language in this video, but also much whimsy.

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For a fee, Chi Ha Paura will replace the boring ol' plastic "4" key on your keyboard (it's the one with the dollar sign, get it?) with a gold-plated silver key. It's pretty much the office equivalent of this:

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And if those pants don't help him impress Farrah Fawcett, nothing will.

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I know the further back in time you go the more belts people wore. Keeping your pants up and your dresses down was a real problem in the 14th century.

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Especially when you collide with roller-skaters. It always ends in tears.