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All that glitters is gold... Or so they say. They'd be wrong, but these auric memes and jokes will have you seeing dollars signs. But don't get gilded into looking at these precious puns, these are for folks who really love the majesty and splendor of auriferous humor.

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Quick Tumblr Post On Cursed Alchemy

The jury's out on whether or not this one is real. From what we were able to find out about the transmutation process for lead being converted into gold, it just sounds like something that would be costly and completely illogical to do. But, with that being said...come on! It's cursed alchemy! Check out some more gold from Tumblr with these Tumblr odds and ends to feed the beast.

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Tumblr User Calculates Cupcake-to-Human Soul Exchange Rate

Tumblr finds itself in some peculiar conversations, like this person who earnestly answered a hypothetical question about buying cupcakes with one human soul. For more weird math, here's the time Tumblr uncovered the legend of the fastest manhole cover ever. For an embarrassing time Tumblr completely failed at math, here's a brain cell losing battle of Tumblr users trying to do numbers.

Tumblr user calculates value of human soul via golden fiddle value | broternia hate math tests because all throughout chapter 's like really easy shit and then think got and then test is like if throw triangle out car and car is going 20 mph and wind resistance is thing exists many cupcakes can pedro buy with one human soul mr-elementle Human soul is worth $660,326.82 according devil went down Georgia where Devil offers fiddle gold as an equal bet against soul.
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Cee Lo Green Dressed Like A Power Ranger Villain at the Grammys, So People Meme'd Him Into Oblivion

The Grammys were last night, and all anyone wanted to talk about is Bey—oh, my god. What the hell is going on with Cee Lo Green?

Appearing at the Grammys like Kal Drogo just dumped a bowl of hot gold on him like on Game of Throne, Cee Lo Green arrived dressed to the nines in gold. Why did he do this? We don't know. We could assume that it was to help avoid the conversations around his long-standing rape accusation and subsequent "it's not rape if the victim is unconscious" tweet. 

But hey, at least he got meme'd into nothingness. Check it out. 

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fail guy smuggles gold in his butt
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This criminal really went up his own ass. 

A former Royal Canadian Mint worker who tried to steal gold by smuggling it through metal detectors via his butt is getting 30 months in jail. But here's a kick in the pants: He was convicted by Ontario Court judge Peter Doody. 

C'mon, guys. You're shitting me. This is like a murder suspect being
convicted by the Honorable Judge Knife Plundge.

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Please don't put those in your mouth


Apparently, Leston Lawrence, the butt gold smuggler, had the job of "purifying recently procured gold" and being in charge of all irony at the Mint. He got caught trying to cash to checks worth $15,200 from Ottawa Gold Buyers, which tipped off the bank. All in all, he stole 22 gold pucks worth $165,451.14.

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The 6-pound nugget was discovered in northern California on public land.

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