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All that glitters is gold... Or so they say. They'd be wrong, but these auric memes and jokes will have you seeing dollars signs. But don't get gilded into looking at these precious puns, these are for folks who really love the majesty and splendor of auriferous humor.

Quick Tumblr Post On Cursed Alchemy

Let's make some cursed gold nuggets.

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Tumblr User Calculates Cupcake-to-Human Soul Exchange Rate

Ah yes, the gold fiddle metric.

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Cee Lo Green Dressed Like A Power Ranger Villain at the Grammys, So People Meme'd Him Into Oblivion

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Irony Alert: Guy Hides Stolen Gold In His Butt Is Convicted By Judge Doody And Like C'Mon

Via Death and Taxes

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This is One of the Largest Gold Nuggets Ever Found, Valued at $350,000

Via Metro

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Someone Should Tell Him That They Make Shiny Fabric Now

Via conrick

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They Named Him Midas

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The Price Of Gold Just Went Down In Protest

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I'm Too Sexy for This Foil

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As If Crocs Couldn't Get Any Worse...

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If Liberace and Donald Trump Had a Child...

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Gold Brick WIN

Via Geekologie

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WIN!: Epke Zonderland: The Flying Dutchman

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In Case Your Uggs Needed More DISCO FLAIR

Via No Way Girl

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Buried Treasure Prank WIN

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Glitter Is the Best Taste

Created by butterflyperception

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