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Doesn't look like her first time...

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This Coffee Shop Enforces a Strict Bikini-Only Dress Code Policy For Its Baristas

Bikini Beans Espresso over in Kent, Washington just made a whole lot of thirsty young dudes blood rush to funny places. I don't know about you guys, but I'm half a human -- if that -- before the first cup of Joe. Factor in the fact that not only are customers at this store getting served the mandatory, daily fixin' of black gold-lifeblood; but they're getting it with some solid, scantily-clothed eye-candy. Shitness, dreams do come true. Can't imagine the coffee's cheap though. 

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15 Sexy Tinder Profiles That Are Shamelessly Direct About Their Dirty Intentions

Despite the app's almost prideful, continuous ridiculousness when it comes to bios, bots, and terribly punny/cheesy conversation; it still plays host to some unimaginably attractive women. Yes, women that'd seem to be using the app to cut out the bullshit, and shortcut straight to that wonderful animalistic desire that aggressively occupies us all (almost all the time)...SEX. These profiles were particularly shameless. 

15 hot and sexy Tinder profiles that are shamelessly direct about what they want. | Necklace - 4G 10:27 Nicole Nicole, 19 43 miles away Active 41 minutes ago 511, and if couldn't tell have long brown hair and huge tits | Person - 0 10:47 Shannon Shannon, 20 9 miles away Active 1 hour ago Swallowing is definitely on menu O
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It's 4/20 folks. Reefer madness has swept across the land with newfound vigor. The internet's a dank, smoke-filled black hole of marijuana related content. Fortunately, we'll occasionally get videos like this. Ridiculous and easy on the eyes all at once. Sold. 

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There are a lot of mysteries in the world. Where did Stone Henge come from? Is the Loch Ness monster real? Will we ever get a new season of Nathan for You? Some of these things will never be solved. 

But one question that has plagued humanity for nigh one century is: "How do actors and their screen partners feel about their boners during sex scenes? Are they flattered? Offended?" We have got to know. 

Thankfully, Andy Cohen was wondering the same thing, and on his show Watch What Happens Live, Allison Williams and Samuel L. Jackson get to the hard truth about acting boners. 

Cohen asks: "What’s worse: When a guy gets a boner during a sex scene or when he doesn’t?”

“We debate this a lot," Williams said. "Because it is flattering but upsetting when it happens, and it is also upsetting and unflattering when it doesn’t happen. So the best case scenario is kind of, like, a suggestion of excitement without the actual physical manifestation of it.”

"Oh, bullshit," replies Jackson as if he was in this scene on Girls. "Bullshit.”

“Dead serious,” said Williams. “It is so awkward, trust me.”

Jackson ended the conversation by explaining, “See, I always apologize first. I’ll say, ‘I’m sorry if I do and I’m sorry if I don’t.’”

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In this case, the headline manages to pay forward necessary justice to the ludicrous insanity of this streetside 'altercation.' Not so sure on the context of this poorly-clothed meltdown, but I'll take a gander and assume there was a supple amount of auto-get-triggered-tequila-shooters, and/or other judgment-blinding substances ingested, before one chick swooped in on her friend's eye candy for the evening, or talked shit, or refused to call the Uber XL ride home. 



To make matters more severe the cops try and break up the ferocious catfight by macing the living hell out of the enraged brawlers involved, and even spray them in their lady parts. Yes, you read that right. Unreal. 



One viewer goes so far as to point out, "Can we take a moment to appreciate the cinematics in this thing? This has to be the best camera work i've ever seen film a street fight." Gotta say I agree. Are there awards for street fights that make us as viewers reassess what rock bottom looks like, or what? There should be. 

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What better way is there to kickstart a slow-moving Saturday afternoon, cause Friday got away from you, than with the company of a couple scantily-clothed young ladies? Sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride, cause hell, I can't be the only one that did here. 

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'Have you no shame?' we all wondered...

This is easily the most shamelessly ridiculous, sexualized 'internet challenge/war' I've seen come to fruition since the dawn of 2017. Will it gain momentum and full on virality though? Time will tell, but shit, it's definitely got potential.

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