girls

At least they're being honest. That being said, the reasoning that goes into any dude's choice to have an anime girl as his profile picture online, is surprisingly strategic, or wholesome, or something else entirely.

High School is either a time you never forget for the rest of your life, or if you're like most people, a time you'll try to forget for the rest of your life. It's a time when people make huge social mistakes and have none of the skills to make up for them. Here are some of the stories that keep people up at night.

Tinder is a really hot place to be. Like an active volcano, or sweatshop.

Tinder is a mixed bag. Sometimes people's personality's mesh together nicely. Other times there just isn't enough face in the world to palm.

You get it right eventually, you just have to plow through a few of these bad boys to get to the other side.

This guy lived with his GF and her best, and lived to tweet about it. Enjoy the inevitable rollercoaster of emotions. 

Yarr, They say there's always more fish in the sea, but the sea of Tinder be treacherous and full of strange beasts. Fix yer diving bell and descend into yonder dating pool.

Consider this the unwritten book of commonly shared insecurities and struggles many dudes are living with, that we'd just as easily never mention to the ladies in our lives. 

She had no way of knowing her legs would go on to inspire a meme....

These women laid waste to their poor victims. 

Bikini Beans Espresso over in Kent, Washington just made a whole lot of thirsty young dudes blood rush to funny places. I don't know about you guys, but I'm half a human -- if that -- before the first cup of Joe. Factor in the fact that not only are customers at this store getting served the mandatory, daily fixin' of black gold-lifeblood; but they're getting it with some solid, scantily-clothed eye-candy. Shitness, dreams do come true. Can't imagine the coffee's cheap though. 

Despite the app's almost prideful, continuous ridiculousness when it comes to bios, bots, and terribly punny/cheesy conversation; it still plays host to some unimaginably attractive women. Yes, women that'd seem to be using the app to cut out the bullshit, and shortcut straight to that wonderful animalistic desire that aggressively occupies us all (almost all the time)...SEX. These profiles were particularly shameless.