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This guy learned that it probably isn't best to break out a quote from Marvel's iconic Mad Titan villain, Thanos. Well, at least when you're in the middle of a heated argument with your girlfriend about her moving away. Questionable move there, bud. 

This guy asked the people of Reddit if he was in the wrong for telling his girlfriend to steer clear of what he believes is a sex cult. Maybe things just aren't meant to be between these two. 

This guy thought he'd play an innocent little prank on his girlfriend by pretending to be his twin brother, and ended up stumbling upon a heartbreaking realization. It turns out his twin brother had been seeing his girlfriend on and off for months behind his back. What a terrible mess. His brother and ex-girlfriend are terrible people. Plain and simple. 

This clever boyfriend outdid himself. He managed to photobomb his girlfriend for a month, by taking engagement ring pictures, without her having any idea about it. And to make matters all the better, she ended up saying yes, when it was all said and done! Romance isn't as dead as we previously thought. 

This guy decided to tease his girlfriend by posting some "sexy cleaning photos." The results are nothing short of hilarious. The photos also managed to remind a whole lot of people out there that were trying to avoid their household chores. 

Landlords always seem to promise things like working dishwashers and hot water, but sometimes fall short of their ability to provide an adequate living situation in exchange for your cash. Rent is expensive too, so paying a whole lot to live in a place with a terrible landlord who doesn't fix anything is an absolute nightmare. When this woman's boyfriend was being taken advantage of, she stepped in and made it too expensive for the landlord to NOT get the washing machine fixed.

Mark sounds like an insecure case of serious red flags. He's asking his girlfriend in this situation to just "unlove" all of her past boyfriends. Not only is that a bit extra, but very strange phrasing. Sounds like this relationship's going to need some serious growth and boundary work if it's going to go anywhere. 

This guy unknowingly left his girlfriend at a random gas station out in a desert in Arizona. From the moment of his panicked realization to when he went and rescued her, he drove faster than he ever had in his whole life. Apparently he assumed that his relationship was up in flames due to his forgetfulness. 

When this guy's ex-girlfriend shafted him out of hundreds of dollars, he ended up going on to report her for tax fraud, and left her liable for thousands more. A revenge well done if we do say so ourselves. 

When this guy's ex-girlfriend wouldn't let him break the lease, he did what any upstanding citizen would do; he showed up when she was in the middle of getting down with her new boyfriend, and he brought bagels! This is definitely one of the more entertaining revenge stories we've come across in a while. 

If you're looking for more sweet and satisfying revenge drama we recommend checking out the time a co-worker got an employee fired, and they ended up taking their revenge years later. People are animals. 

It's as if this dude's goal was to breakup with his girlfriend without actually having to do the damn thing. When you find yourself in life thinking about charging your girlfriend for snacks, it is a dire time for a relationship assessment. Seems like a solid case of looking for a weak excuse to dip the ship. In this case the girlfriend actually finds out about his post! How about that. 

If you thought it would be a good idea to break up with your significant other on the first hour into a long car ride, you're gonna need a stern talking to. Breakups can lead to unsavory moments, like this desperate guy had to resort to, but it's best to go through with them if they're necessary. Just try not to do them like this.

When this guy's girlfriend allegedly suggested that she was "unroastable" he put it to the test. Let's just say that the roastmasters of Reddit were more than ready for the challenge. The comments section is a blazing inferno of brutal verbal assaults. Zero punches were pulled in these roasts. 

The only advice we can imagine giving here is to run for the hills, my dude. Sounds like things aren't going to work out. And can you blame the poor, impressively patient, bedbug bitten boyfriend? He's in the middle of quite the uncomfortable (physically and emotionally) situation.