Ever wished you had a job where you could get to just sit there and play video games all day? Well you can, especially if your position is almost completely unnecessary! While that kind of thing has a tendency to get a little boring, people's reviews of those kinds of jobs are...mixed.
To our crazy lady that failed to keep it remotely together: Ahem. Did you expect anything less? Was everyone supposed to sit back and act like you weren't driving round like a maddened bat outta hell? The usual reaction to someone crashing into things like, well, gas stations, is to at the very least get a recording going. Then again, that might've been a risky move when in such close premises to the eye of the shitstorm.
They say that "all the world's a classroom" and we're all always learning new things. So, by the transitive property of equality, that means that gas stations are classrooms too. The more you know.
