gas station

Hah. 1s. Yeah right...

"What kind of gas would you like, ma'am?"

"Uhh, medium rare?"

Right, because when I think "gas station" I think "President of the United States of America."

Would you lean toward the left side or the right side though?

Two 32 oz. Gatorades for only three bucks!

They're purposefully putting the more expensive stations in more populated areas!

... You know the sad part about that? I actually wouldn't put it past them to do something like that.

I feel as if I shouldn't have to tell you this.