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Kid realizes that there's a strange living in the house's walls | Grady Hendrix @grady_hendrix took forever finally stepped into totally dark den let down my guard. All sudden heard fork click on counter froze microwave clock light showed outline man sitting at our kitchen counter. Grady Hendrix @grady_hendrix He couldn't see but saw him skinny guy, eating our leftovers

Twitter Thread: Kid Discovers Stranger Living In House's Vents

Conversation about what to do with dad's ashes |  she putting some his ashes into my jar she had CHISEL AT HIS ASHES get enough put jar can't stop laughing. Does anyone know break ashes back up doesn't involve chisel or putting pillowcase and driving over with car (my mums other suggestion can't

Dad's Ashes Sparks Hilariously Dark Brainstorm

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reporter on tv accidentally uses face filters funny fail

Reporter Unknowingly Hits Face Filter On Live TV

fashionable grandma at fashion week vogue photoshoot

Guys Get Grandma Featured In Vogue At Fashion Week

Student fakes a flat tire so that their lazy classmates fail the group project | Faked proof had flat tire so lazy people my group project would have do presentation themselves therefore likely will fail class where group research project/ presentation is huge chunk overall points. Everyone knows group projects always have one slacker who doesn't do anything have compensate However got stuck with possibly worst 3 people be project with class.

Student Fakes Flat Tire, Lazy Classmates In Group Project Fail

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Wendy's starts a roast battle on Twitter about their breakfast competition | tweet by Jeremy Schmidt @jeremytschmidt Replying Wendys Wendy's is making breakfast now, meanwhile Burger King is still trying figure out this whole "lunch" thing everyone's talking about | Mark Holley @WeatherHolley Replying Wendys McDonald's puts milk bowl before cereal.

Wendy's Gets People To Roast Their Competitors

Funny moments on Tinder that kept us entertained | kristi Today 07:03 So l've got know, did accidentally swipe right? Today 11:48 porter not gonna sugar coat yes Thanks honesty appreciate Sent

Weird Moments In The World Of Tinder

Strange and puzzling questions from people on Quora | heard if try too hard force fart out can cause one eyes fall out. Is true?

Strange Questions From Insane Quora Users

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cringe video kid asks dad to buy hand lotion on cold day

Kid Aces Test, Gets Hand Lotion

Guy orders extra cream cheese on his bagel, and McDonald's exceeds his expectations | Bryan Passifiume @BryanPassifiume LOL hell McDonaldsCanada Caps Lock PORTERS NOTEBOOK 303014 XLSTIENL MOM bagel absolutely stuffed with cream cheese thicket than the bagel slices themselves

Guy Orders Extra Cream Cheese On Bagel, McDonald's Over Delivers

Weird and strange historical facts | reddit post shampoo_and_dick 33.8k points 22 hours ago 3 ancient Egypt, servants were smeared with honey attract flies away pharaoh.

Ridiculous Historical Facts That Prove We're Strange People

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Pranks and tricks people pulled | KnowanUKnow 55.5k points 22 hours ago remember Juicyfruit gum sticks ones with wrapper would carefully open gum and save wrapper. Then would carve piece soap look like gum, re-wrap and give my sister

Clever and Evil Pranks People Deployed

Quick list points out the various ridiculous and surprising parts about the "Spy Kids" movie | dilapidatedragamuffin Deactivated SPY KIDS 3 MOVIE Can talk about Spy Kids 3 second because 's just MOST BAFFLING CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE EVER First open LITTLE BABY SELENA GOMEZ

Tumblr List: The Chaotic Masterpiece That Is Spy Kids

Guy named Dick has funny double entendre wedding name generator | Tyler Dick is with Allison Harned. Ali asked help pick name our wedding website put our info into name generator can't stop laughing. Let us know which ones like! #AboutTimeDick #AisleBeLovingDick #AlIDickAlITheTime #AtLastWith Dick #TwoHeartsOneDick #WakeUpDick #WeAreTheDicks #WeddingBellsForDick

Couple's Wedding Hashtag Generator is a Cornucopia of Double Entendre

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Guys chat about the math and physics using farts as propulsion in space | If floating zero g with no momentum essentially stuck space space station and, let's say there are handholds nearby 1 meter away and way 90kg hard would have fart propel body nearest handhold weigh Completely dependent on fast want get there As fast as possible suppose need determine capabilities human anus withstand explosive forces. don't know if fart would have propelling force similar on Earth as zero g

Dudes do the Math on If a Fart Could Propel Someone in Zero G

Twitter users tell stories of bad first dates | tweet by Jennifer Gunter @DrJenGunter He collapsed had call 911 he came around gave him Coke and he said sugar is toxic can't drink Then despite clearly having cardiac event he refused paramedics and thought date would continue. KimPeace @KimPeace13 22h Replying DrJenGunter happened on worst 1st date?

Twitter Users Share Awkward and Bad First Dates