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Guy orders extra cream cheese on his bagel, and McDonald's exceeds his expectations | Bryan Passifiume @BryanPassifiume LOL hell McDonaldsCanada Caps Lock PORTERS NOTEBOOK 303014 XLSTIENL MOM bagel absolutely stuffed with cream cheese thicket than the bagel slices themselves

Guy Orders Extra Cream Cheese On Bagel, McDonald's Over Delivers

Weird and strange historical facts | reddit post shampoo_and_dick 33.8k points 22 hours ago 3 ancient Egypt, servants were smeared with honey attract flies away pharaoh.

Ridiculous Historical Facts That Prove We're Strange People

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Pranks and tricks people pulled | KnowanUKnow 55.5k points 22 hours ago remember Juicyfruit gum sticks ones with wrapper would carefully open gum and save wrapper. Then would carve piece soap look like gum, re-wrap and give my sister

Clever and Evil Pranks People Deployed

Quick list points out the various ridiculous and surprising parts about the "Spy Kids" movie | dilapidatedragamuffin Deactivated SPY KIDS 3 MOVIE Can talk about Spy Kids 3 second because 's just MOST BAFFLING CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE EVER First open LITTLE BABY SELENA GOMEZ

Tumblr List: The Chaotic Masterpiece That Is Spy Kids

Guy named Dick has funny double entendre wedding name generator | Tyler Dick is with Allison Harned. Ali asked help pick name our wedding website put our info into name generator can't stop laughing. Let us know which ones like! #AboutTimeDick #AisleBeLovingDick #AlIDickAlITheTime #AtLastWith Dick #TwoHeartsOneDick #WakeUpDick #WeAreTheDicks #WeddingBellsForDick

Couple's Wedding Hashtag Generator is a Cornucopia of Double Entendre

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Guys chat about the math and physics using farts as propulsion in space | If floating zero g with no momentum essentially stuck space space station and, let's say there are handholds nearby 1 meter away and way 90kg hard would have fart propel body nearest handhold weigh Completely dependent on fast want get there As fast as possible suppose need determine capabilities human anus withstand explosive forces. don't know if fart would have propelling force similar on Earth as zero g

Dudes do the Math on If a Fart Could Propel Someone in Zero G

Twitter users tell stories of bad first dates | tweet by Jennifer Gunter @DrJenGunter He collapsed had call 911 he came around gave him Coke and he said sugar is toxic can't drink Then despite clearly having cardiac event he refused paramedics and thought date would continue. KimPeace @KimPeace13 22h Replying DrJenGunter happened on worst 1st date?

Twitter Users Share Awkward and Bad First Dates

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Rare Moment Math Whiz Accepts He's Wrong

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Business owner responses to one star reviews | Reviewed yesterday via mobile Ok service Good food wasn't good lobster had reservation at 19:00, and came little late and our table were given away after 10 minutes although there were plenty empty tables. Manager at Noa Seafood Restaurant, responded this review Responded yesterday If came late and table given away did manage eat lobster dont sell

Fiery Business Responses to Poor Online Reviews

Collection of drawings that resulted from people submitting their photos to an app | front camera selfie of a guy lying back and a funny drawing caricature of him that exaggerates the low angle and the double chin and folds of skin that it caused

Internet Artists Draw Impressions Of People, Hilarity Ensues

Video games that hooked gamers the longest, and why they did | kokirikid42 Monster Hunter. 500 hours into World+Iceborne, 550 into 3 Ultimate (mostly solo 400 into 4 Ultimate, and 250 into Generations. Its something about combat feels variety weapons, and meticulous detail dev's put into each monster and world around them keeps coming back and wanting more. Every quest is boss fight and love adrenaline rush. Otherwise would be Smash Bros. Been playing since Brawl and have been having

Games That Hooked Gamers The Longest

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Tumblr thread talks about how hard it is for people to identify flirting | tumblr post number times have been delighted by witty banter only find out later Flirting is both unfortunate and disappointing. teaboot haha so about guy, huh

Tumblr Thread Explains That People Can't Identify Flirting

Short Tumblr thread about how people can be artificially nice in the service industry | tumblr post punlich One time used my retail voice on coworker and she like Don't use customer voice on know dead inside like rest us s just frightening and weird

Tumblr Thread: The Art Of BS In The Service Industry

Guy accidentally orders the IKEA of sweaters and shares a Twitter thread about the experience | tweet by Dan Sheehan @ltsDanSheehan Losing my mind because ordered thought very affordable wool sweater (like Chris Evans Knives Out obviously Norwegian website and got raw materials necessary create said sweater myself obra per kan vaskes hånd elle maskin på ullprogram. Bru ulvaskemiddel, Einul fra norske merinosaun eine Na som ge den gode das Merino et egner seg godt både oving og farging. Lebrasa

Twitter Thread: Guy Accidentally Orders The IKEA Of Sweaters

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Collection of creative insults that crushed people's egos | who ever made this hope audio on tv is always 3 seconds off hope socks are constantly wet and hope every table sit at one leg is shorter than rest.

Rare Insults That Deflated Bulbous Egos

Funny moments of people being ignorant | did beyonce go #1 100 countries there's only 7? africa, europe, asia and cant remember rest

Moments of Facepalm to Boost that Self-Esteem